<html><body><div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000"><div>Naeem is in denial. Eventually he will reach the other stages of loss</div><div><br data-mce-bogus="1"></div><div><br></div><hr id="zwchr" data-marker="__DIVIDER__"><div data-marker="__HEADERS__"><b>From: </b>"Theodore McGuckin" <tsm@jlab.org><br><b>To: </b>"jlabsoccer" <jlabsoccer@jlab.org><br><b>Sent: </b>Monday, March 5, 2018 2:23:07 PM<br><b>Subject: </b>Re: [Jlabsoccer] Old soccer goals are just dust in the wind..?<br></div><br><div data-marker="__QUOTED_TEXT__">Please take a look at them, they took a severe beating from the winds <br>last week.<br><br><br>On 03/05/2018 01:42 PM, Naeem Huque wrote:<br>> Invariably, someone is going to forget the new goals, and we'll need those. They can also be used at events, and for when the summer students arrive to destroy them...<br>><br>><br>> Sent from my T-Mobile 4G LTE Device<br>> -------- Original message --------From: Chris Cuevas <cuevas@jlab.org> Date: 3/5/18  1:29 PM  (GMT-05:00) To: jlabsoccer@jlab.org Subject: Re: [Jlabsoccer] Old soccer goals are just dust in the wind..?<br>><br>>      All hail the center pitch impaler!<br>>      Good time for tetanus booster.  Who knows what else lurks beneath<br>>        the JLAB pitch,,,, certainly nothing level.<br>><br>>      <br>>      <br>><br>>      On 3/5/2018 1:24 PM, Daniel Moore<br>>        wrote:<br>><br>>      <br>>      <br>>        <br>>          I say, in keeping with our traditions, we bury it under a<br>>            light layer of soil somewhere in the middle of the field so<br>>            that it will become a trip hazard in a year.<br>>          <br>><br>>          <br>>          Daniel Moore<br>><br>>            <br>><br>>            <br>><br>>            Staff Computer Scientist<br>><br>>            Management Information Systems<br>><br>>            Thomas Jefferson National Accelerator Facility<br>>          <br>><br>>          <br>>          From: "Chase Dubbe"<br>>            <cdubbe@jlab.org><br>><br>>            To: "jlabsoccer" <jlabsoccer@jlab.org><br>><br>>            Sent: Monday, March 5, 2018 1:00:31 PM<br>><br>>            Subject: Re: [Jlabsoccer] Old soccer goals are just<br>>            dust in the wind..?<br>><br>>          <br>>          <br>><br>>          <br>>            <br>>              Burn it in a funeral pyre. That or leave it as a<br>>                monument to those who hit the cross bar too many times.<br>>              <br>><br>>              <br>>              From: "Theodore McGuckin" <tsm@jlab.org><br>><br>>                To: "jlabsoccer" <jlabsoccer@jlab.org><br>><br>>                Sent: Monday, March 5, 2018 11:50:50 AM<br>><br>>                Subject: [Jlabsoccer] Old soccer goals are just<br>>                dust in the wind..?<br>><br>>              <br>>              <br>><br>>              I got called by the ResFac because the soccer goals<br>>                were blowing around<br>><br>>                the field and into the woods. Went out there and it was<br>>                the old busted<br>><br>>                ones that were scattered all over the place. I did not see<br>>                the new ones<br>><br>>                anywhere (I'm assuming they're stashed somewhere?) I tried<br>>                my best to<br>><br>>                bolt down the pieces of the old goal behind the sheds.<br>><br>>                <br>><br>>                I don't know if the old ones were used and left on the<br>>                field, or just<br>><br>>                blown out from behind the shed, but I think they need to<br>>                get thrown away<br>><br>>                as they are very damaged and have many jagged, poky bits.<br>>                But I haven't<br>><br>>                been playing soccer for awhile and this isn't a<br>>                dictatorship, so is<br>><br>>                there any reason NOT to throw these old goals away?<br>><br>>                <br>><br>>                --<br>><br>>                Theo McGuckin - SysAdmin, JLab<br>><br>>                        "They're attacking. We should build a fort."<br>><br>>                        "I'll get some pillows."<br>><br>>                <br>><br>>                _______________________________________________<br>><br>>                Jlabsoccer mailing list<br>><br>>                Jlabsoccer@jlab.org<br>><br>>                https://mailman.jlab.org/mailman/listinfo/jlabsoccer<br>><br>>              <br>>            <br>>            <br>><br>>            _______________________________________________<br>><br>>            Jlabsoccer mailing list<br>><br>>            Jlabsoccer@jlab.org<br>><br>>            https://mailman.jlab.org/mailman/listinfo/jlabsoccer<br>><br>>          <br>>        <br>>        <br>><br>>        <br>>        <br>><br>>        _______________________________________________<br>> Jlabsoccer mailing list<br>> Jlabsoccer@jlab.org<br>> https://mailman.jlab.org/mailman/listinfo/jlabsoccer<br>><br>>      <br>>      <br>><br>>    <br>><br>><br>> _______________________________________________<br>> Jlabsoccer mailing list<br>> Jlabsoccer@jlab.org<br>> https://mailman.jlab.org/mailman/listinfo/jlabsoccer<br><br>-- <br>Theo McGuckin - SysAdmin, JLab<br>        "They're attacking. We should build a fort."<br>        "I'll get some pillows."<br><br>_______________________________________________<br>Jlabsoccer mailing list<br>Jlabsoccer@jlab.org<br>https://mailman.jlab.org/mailman/listinfo/jlabsoccer<br></div></div></body></html>