---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:04:25 -0500 From: Maia Smith <maia.smith at gmail.com> To: Elton Smith <elton at jlab.org> Subject: Higgs-Boson A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, the priest says "We don't allow Higgs-Bosons in here.". The Higgs-Boson says "But without me how can you have mass?"