[Hallc_running] Call For Shifts - XEM2 and Deuteron Electro-Disintegration

[tjhague at jlab.org]

Apologies. The club printer ran out of cyan and omitted the membership
link in the original brochure.

https://misportal.jlab.org/mis/apps/physics/shiftSchedule/index.cfm?experimentRunId=HALLC-XEM2

> Hey you. Yeah. You. Reading this over your morning coffee, contemplating
> physics, and longing for the thrill of the shift.
>
> Have you ever wanted to join an exclusive club? Yes? Good. May we now
> introduce you to Club XEM2/Deuteron Electro-Disintegration.
>
> What are the benefits of club membership you may ask? Authorship, a sense
> of accomplishment, and a blissful 8 hours in the Hall C Counting House.
> The counting house has all of the amenities you could dream of in your
> shift:
> Copious snacks
> Under-table heaters
> Alarms to keep you awake
> Monitors as far as the eye can see
> Running water
> That one scraggly postdoc who may or may not be feral (please feed)
>
> What does this cost? Just a modest commitment of your time.
> 5 shifts gets you access to the Deuteron Electro-Disintegration club
> 12 shifts gets you access to the XEM2 club
> 15 shifts gets you a multi-club membership (XEM2 and Deuteron
> Electro-Disintegration)
>
> But Tyler, I hear you asking, you said this club was exclusive. If anyone
> (with the required trainings! (Rad Worker I + Hall C Walkthrough(+ Target
> Training for Target Operator))) can do this, what makes it exclusive?
>
> You do. You see, right now the shift schedule is a little empty when you
> look past the next few days. This leaves ample opportunity to accommodate
> interested parties. But, if you wait the other potential members may take
> that spot you had your eye on. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
> that you don't want to miss.
>
> The perks don't end there. You aren't limited to 15 shifts. If you take
> beyond this, the perks include:
> Further access to the snack table
> #GoodVibesOnly
> A sticky note you can use as a name tag
> Fulfillment from seeing slightly more rested grad students
> Bragging rights
> Front row tickets to the alarm concert (please no lighters during the
> power ballads)
> Additional time to study the scraggly (feral?) postdoc
>
> I hope this brochure shows you what an exciting opportunity you have to
> join our club. We look forward to welcoming you to another day in
> paradise.
>
> ~~~Club XEM2 / Deuteron Electro-Disintegration: When you're here, we're
> sleeping~~~
>
> To apply for club membership, please follow this link:
>
> Happy Shifting and Welcome to the Club,
> Tyler Hague
> Hall C RC (Oct. 12-19, 2022)
>