[Hallc_running] [EXTERNAL] Call For Shifts - I need a hero

[Fomin, Nadia]

Friends, Neighbors, Physicists,


We are looking for a target operator for tomorrow (Thursday, Oct 19) for swing shift.

Will you be our champion?

Nadia

Dr. Nadia Fomin
she, her, hers
APS Councilor
Associate Professor
Department of Physics and Astronomy
University of Tennessee
Knoxville, TN 37996
Office:  SERF 611
TEL:   (865) 974-1509 (UT)
TEL:   (865) 576-9671 (ORNL)
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From: Hallc_running <hallc_running-bounces at jlab.org> on behalf of Tyler Hague via Hallc_running <hallc_running at jlab.org>
Sent: Tuesday, October 18, 2022 11:24 PM
To: hallc_running at jlab.org <hallc_running at jlab.org>
Subject: Re: [Hallc_running] Call For Shifts - XEM2 and Deuteron Electro-Disintegration

Apologies. The club printer ran out of cyan and omitted the membership
link in the original brochure.

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> Hey you. Yeah. You. Reading this over your morning coffee, contemplating
> physics, and longing for the thrill of the shift.
>
> Have you ever wanted to join an exclusive club? Yes? Good. May we now
> introduce you to Club XEM2/Deuteron Electro-Disintegration.
>
> What are the benefits of club membership you may ask? Authorship, a sense
> of accomplishment, and a blissful 8 hours in the Hall C Counting House.
> The counting house has all of the amenities you could dream of in your
> shift:
> Copious snacks
> Under-table heaters
> Alarms to keep you awake
> Monitors as far as the eye can see
> Running water
> That one scraggly postdoc who may or may not be feral (please feed)
>
> What does this cost? Just a modest commitment of your time.
> 5 shifts gets you access to the Deuteron Electro-Disintegration club
> 12 shifts gets you access to the XEM2 club
> 15 shifts gets you a multi-club membership (XEM2 and Deuteron
> Electro-Disintegration)
>
> But Tyler, I hear you asking, you said this club was exclusive. If anyone
> (with the required trainings! (Rad Worker I + Hall C Walkthrough(+ Target
> Training for Target Operator))) can do this, what makes it exclusive?
>
> You do. You see, right now the shift schedule is a little empty when you
> look past the next few days. This leaves ample opportunity to accommodate
> interested parties. But, if you wait the other potential members may take
> that spot you had your eye on. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
> that you don't want to miss.
>
> The perks don't end there. You aren't limited to 15 shifts. If you take
> beyond this, the perks include:
> Further access to the snack table
> #GoodVibesOnly
> A sticky note you can use as a name tag
> Fulfillment from seeing slightly more rested grad students
> Bragging rights
> Front row tickets to the alarm concert (please no lighters during the
> power ballads)
> Additional time to study the scraggly (feral?) postdoc
>
> I hope this brochure shows you what an exciting opportunity you have to
> join our club. We look forward to welcoming you to another day in
> paradise.
>
> ~~~Club XEM2 / Deuteron Electro-Disintegration: When you're here, we're
> sleeping~~~
>
> To apply for club membership, please follow this link:
>
> Happy Shifting and Welcome to the Club,
> Tyler Hague
> Hall C RC (Oct. 12-19, 2022)
>


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